Word to the wise, this is full fembot, at times NSFW, but hilarious…
Natasha: You know who the hottest person at the wedding was though 다운로드? CHARLIE SWAN.
Mary: SO HOT IN A TUX 사랑의 불시착 5회 다운로드. OMG. With an old fashioned bowtie.
Natasha: WITH HIS MOOOOSTACHE AND COP HANDS!!!
Mary: Total cop hands: calloused, intuitive yet still warm 3dp 칩.
Natasha: STOP IT, IM GOING TO BREAK THE BED.
Mary: You could light a match off of them jawns.
Natasha: We need to address how HYSTERICALLY pale they made Edward Sparkles McDead look for this installment 다운로드.
Mary: He was POWDERED. He looked like funnel cake.
Natasha: Undead funnel cake.
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