Best Breaking Dawn review – two fembots raging

Word to the wise, this is full fembot, at times NSFW, but hilarious…

Natasha: You know who the hottest person at the wedding was though? CHARLIE SWAN.

 

Mary: SO HOT IN A TUX. OMG. With an old fashioned bowtie.

Natasha: WITH HIS MOOOOSTACHE AND COP HANDS!!!

Mary: Total cop hands: calloused, intuitive yet still warm.

Natasha: STOP IT, IM GOING TO BREAK THE BED.

Mary: You could light a match off of them jawns.

Natasha: We need to address how HYSTERICALLY pale they made Edward Sparkles McDead look for this installment.

Mary: He was POWDERED. He looked like funnel cake.

Natasha: Undead funnel cake.

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