Favorite Commercials: Tracy Morgan’s to-do list

Things to do today:

  • Tickle the gerbils.
  • Meet BamBam at the bowling alley and let him know he owes me $5 dollars.
  • Translate my memoirs into Esperanto.
  • Avoid the Bermuda Triangle at all costs.
  • Make all the doorbells in the whole wide world play nothing but love songs.